Life After You

It's funny how I used to think that I'd die without you and it's funny how I thought I'd never find anyone like you.It was just a coincidence that I was guiltily caught being happy and definitely not fat (it is a proven myth that girls will put on weight after breaking up with someone they loved,for pleasing their outrageous 'being single' appetite) by you.Stop saying you missed me,coz you sounded stupid.Stop saying I'm beautiful now,coz you're the loser for being blind when you've got your chances.You've seen me,so wasn't it obvious that life after you is HELL good?